Stock Markets Exposed
Did you know the stock market was in the news to-day?
"Helium was up" "Feathers were down" "Beef steered into a bull market" "Paper was stationary" "Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading" "Pencils lost a few points" "Hiking equipment was trailing" "Elevators rose" "Escalators continued their slow decline" "Weights were up in heavy trading" "Light switches were off" "Mining equipment hit rock bottom" "Shipping lines stayed at an even keel" "The market for raisins dried up" "Coca Cola fizzled" "Caterpillar stock inched up a bit" "Balloon prices were inflated" "Scott Tissue touched a new bottom" "Knives were up sharply" "Sun stocks peaked at midday" ...and the best one... "Diapers remain unchanged"
Public Comments
- LOL very good
- Very funny have a star thanks for the laugh.
- Keep an eye open for me and let me know when to trade and something is bound to create a change in diapers. I always count on a laugh from you. DeeJay.
- Very cute. You NEVER let me down. I told you I read them all.
- Suzie - this one is great - thanks for a big laugh! Have a star! Hugs CJ
- Seems like the usual ups and downs. Very good Suzie!! Chuckles and a big star for you! Now I must share that!
- WOW! I love that...cute
- Suzie, you did it again !
- makes more sense than my broker does !
- very good collection.
- But sheets folded .
- xlent!!!!
- :))
- Good one girl--Keep thinking ! Hugs
- thanks for the laugh!!!!
