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Why are these lowly "paralegals" driving a better car than me? Do they make more money?

I'm noticing a lot of hot-looking women in my office building that work at the law firms. They can't possibly be lawyers, they aren't dressed like lawyers and don't have that "smart" look to them. They also don't sound smart either... But they are rolling to work in nice rides; Lincoln Navigators, volvo s40's, 3series BMW, etc. How can they afford this ****? Or are they the type of people that work hard in their 20's and by the time they hit early 30's they believe they're entitled to a BMW since they now make 50k/year? What retards. FYI, i work upstairs and i make 80k as a software engineer. I'm also only 23. I get nervous when i see these ditsy girls rolling in with a car as nice as a my Subaru WRX STi. I also inherited 300k which i have well invested in stocks/bonds and i will use it to buy a house once the market bottoms out in 2-3 years. These bitches aren't even a fraction of how "big time" I am and they should be driving a Kia to reflect this fact. Some of you girls will respond by reminding me that these women aren't looking twice at me. Well my response: they ain't even looking once bitch I'm sure. But i don't care, i'll just hire them out as escorts once their lose their job and need to make a payment on the benz! HEHE God when i read my material I crack myself up This is for you idiots that falsely believe Subarus are cheap http://www.theautochannel.com/news/2005/06/23/134049.1-lg.jpg My car was 35 grand new you fa*got.

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I wouldn't look at you once either. You sound really full of yourself. >L
Moahfacker - you sound jealous and bitter
WTF? Im totally studying to be a paralegal. DONT HATE!
ICAH8ER
Wow, let me push aside your blatant machoism and alpha male remarks to answer this question. First off what are you competeting with them? Second someone does not have to "look smart" nor be "smart" to be a lawyer. Besides how do you not know that they inherited money? Did you ever think that they are married as well with not kids and that there husbands makes more than you do which means there income is higher than yours? There are many reasons and if they are just "dumb' and only make 50k a year like you claim then let them make that mistake for themselves they will pay for it while you go live you apparently superior lifestyle, which if yours is so superior then it shouldn't bother you to begin with.
Well, well, well. I don't have enough Glass Plus for the glass ceiling you've installed with so many of your "extras". Good luck to you and your wealth, it's the work day world. If these girls don't appeal to you, join a club where the girls are somewhat more to your liking. Did you ever consider, some of these girls drive the cars, and SUV's their boyfriends and husbands provide, and they didn't get to choose the color, the stereo, or anything. They just love their man, and drive the thing he wants.
You are pathetic. Do you honestly think that anybody here gives a flying fuck how much you make, or what kind of piece of crap you drive? Are we supposed to be impressed? 80k a year is'nt shit. Thats why you drive a piece of shit Subaru. I bet you have a tiny pecker too. Get a life LOSER!
What an arrogant fool. Jealous because some people can manage their income better than others and be able to afford nice new cars. Maybe they have rich relatives who left them a small amount of money like you and invested it wisely. So what if they believe they are entitled to a benz. They are as long as they can get one. Wether daddy, sugar daddy, or hard work put them in it, its theirs and they are entitled to it. So you think your big time? Whoopie. I made my first million at 21, lost it all at 23, got more back at 28,lost it again at 32,got it a 3rd time by 40 and retired at 46 leaving my kids 8 million in trust and a nice allowance for me. You,young man are a very small deal and will remain one with your superiority complex that is unwarranted. People have no idea I am worth millions and I love that. So continue to hire your escorts since any real woman, once she meets you, knows how shallow and worthless you really are.Save the paralegals for real men.
Wow! Someone's mad they didn't get any in high school. Why do you care so much? Get a life. If you think you're sooo big time, why don't YOU have a nice car? Grow up and get over it! I'm in high school and I think you're being very immature. btw, watch your language, don't you know any other words to say how you feel?...bitches?...hahaha i think you need to go study some more...Are you sure you a software engineer? 80k? really? Because you sound like one of the guys that go to my little brother's middle school.